It's been a while since I've posted, but I've got some email hatin' to get off chest. I was checking my email tonight and noticed i had an email from UK NATIONAL LOTTERY AWARD 2007. Normally my spam blocker is excellent, so I decided to actually read it, if only for some good laughs and to build up some unnessecary rage.
This is what I discovered:
ONLINE NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to inform you November, 2007 of the result of the winners ofthe UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE PROMO PROGRAMME, held on the 26th of November,2007.
You have therefore been approved to claim a Lump sum pay out of £1,000 000 (One Million Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file XYL/26510460037/06.
Which means you are one of the winners of the Uk Online National Lottery.To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent;
Mr. Pinkett Griffin
Email:infolottery30@yahoo.co.uk TEL:+447045721629
Provide him with the information below:
1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Nationality:
8.Country Of Residence:
9.Telephone Number:
Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program.
Sincerely, Mrs. Rose Wood
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
Honestly, Mrs. Rose Wood, they couldn't think of a better fake name than that. Were they starring at the hardwood floor when they came up with that beauty. The pricks couldn't even get the adress infolottery@yahoo.oc.uk they needed to add 30 to the end it. The really sad thing is some poor chap is probably gonna fall for this. But I wouldn't really feel sorry for him, if you're dumb enough to actually send your personal information to "Mrs. Rose Wood", you deserve to have your identity stolen. I wonder what Everett True would do to these bastards if he got one of these emails. My bet is he'd give them all a hearty whack in the gut with his umbrella in response to the email, and then throw them all off of a train for the way they spelled "programme".
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indeed
man I don't know what everett would do.
This isn't the kind of problem you can solve with an umbrella. He'd need some mad computer skillz to deal out an appropriate punishment to Mrs. Rose Wood.
"An fraudulent email! Outrageous! Let's see how you like this virus, you nonexistent limey!" (picture of a british computer server blowing up)
I just got another email from Mr. Anthony Chognot and THE IRISH NATIONAL LOTTERY this time i won £1,350,000.
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