Sippin' On Haterade

I missed posting last week due to a lack of hate, so I'm coming back this week with twice (or at least 1.5 times) the hate brought upon the world last time. So, without further ado, here's what I'm hatin' on this week.

1. Monkeys- Normally I am a huge fan of primates, but there is some disturbing monkey related news coming out of India. In northeast India there is a case of monkeys on the lam. According to the article, "troupes of monkeys are out of control in India's northeast, stealing mobile phones and breaking into homes to steal soft drinks from refrigerators, lawmakers in the region have complained." These monkeys need to be stopped.


2. Political Correctness- In Australia, they have worse problems than even a kangaroo on the lam. Santas in Sydney have been told not to say "ho ho ho", because "it may be offensive to women." According to the article, they have been told to say "ha ha ha" instead. Bitch please, "ho ho ho" is a Christmas (or I guess should say "Holiday") tradition, let the Santas speak.


3. The Police- The police are at it again, this time in Italy, shooting, and killing, an Italian soccer fan and starting a riot. I'm not sure if any of the Italians read this blog, but this is sad news coming from the land of our Italian brethren. Fuck tha police.


4. Minnesota Sports- Every Minnesota sports team that matters (sorry Wild, I'm not a hockey fan) is terrible this year. The Vikings are trash, the Timberwolves are terrible, and Gopher football probably couldn't even beat the Warriors. The only thing Minnesota had going for it was Adrian Peterson, but now he's injured.

That's it for today, I'm pleased I was able to work two NWA videos into the post, I'll be back next week with more hate. Just remember, if you're feeling hate inside you don't hesitate to express yourself (sorry, I had to put in one more).

Sippin' on Haterade

Here at Hater's Ball, the slogan is "Hate: It's What We Do", but so far the hate level has been minimal at best. For this reason, I've decided to implement a (hopefully) weekly feature called "Sippin' on Haterade."

Things I'm hatin' on this week.

1. Not having administrative privileges- I was going to add links and maybe change the color scheme a little, but I guess it will have to wait for now.
2. Paumbert Livingston- If you have a Facebook account, you gotta read some of his posts here, in one of the many Stephen Colbert groups. He's a straight-up playa hater, and his logic makes absolutely no sense.
3. Precalc Homework- It just takes way too long to do.
4. The South Carolina Democratic Party- I know Colbert wasn't serious about running for president, but he paid the fees and did everything necessary to get on the ballot. I was really hoping to see him in one of the Democratic debates, that would have been, quite possibly, the greatest moment in TV history. As an undecided voter, I might vote Republican in '08 just to stick it to those bastards.
5. Shaving- No Shave November is upon us, and I am participating once again.

That's all the hate I can dish out this week. I'll be back next week with more ice cold Haterade.