Actually, my hatred levels are pretty neutral right now, because my seething anger towards Tom Brady is balanced out by my wholehearted support of American Gladiators, which I am informed will be making its triumphant return to network television at some point in the near future.
Although now that I think about it, the American Gladiators I know and love is the one I see on ESPN Classic when I'm staying in hotels. It has Nitro and Malibu and Sunny and everyone wears unitards and headgear. Now I fear that Malibu is dead of liver failure related to his steroid use and my beloved American Gladiators will be rendered unrecognizable by those nefarious coastal television fat cats who are bringing it back for money-related reasons. I have visions of high production values and non-roided out Gladiators, of advertisements for Mountain Dew plastered on the once proudly red, white, and blue foam-padded equipment, of hip new events which will not do justice to the campy intensity of the old show.
American Gladiators always used to be all "Malibu is a ridiculously over-muscled California surfer dude! Those tennis balls are going at over 100 mph! Look at the size of that fucking foam rubber ball!"
Those were the days. Now it's going to be all "The new Gladiators are named Xtreme and Sk8er and Grrrl! They are extreme but totally healthy and don't do any steroids! LISTEN TO THAT TOP 40 POP GO!"
I was going to give up but my hate fueled me OVER THE TOP on this post.
Hate hate hate hate hate.Oh, I almost forgot: Fuck you, Tom Brady.
whatta douche
whatta douche
9 comments:
man maxwell the stiche corner has more hits than us
and you could have used the hate-on stamp there for tom brady
tirth the hate-on stamp is your thing
Also we have a unique hits counter so it counts ISPs not every individual visit by everyone.
On the stiche corner you could just hit refresh 50 times and add 50 hits. Here on hater's ball it does not work that way.
the hate-on stamp is for everybody
My friend, I just saw a commercial for American Gladiators on NBC. Yes, it will be flashier. Yes, it's hosted by Hulk Hogan. But I get the feeling it's still going to be hella sweet.
Max, the Patriots are one of the greatest teams of all time. Don't be hatin on Brady just because he's on a winning team. FYI- the pat's are on pace to beat the 98 vikings points record... both teams have one thing in common, the greatest receiver of all time: Randy Moss.
No, Jerry Rice. But Moss is good.
josh: hate hate hate hate hate
I'm hating on brady because he's a douche. Look at that photo and tell me otherwise.
hulk hogan is like a thousand years old
they should have gotten macho man randy savage
OOHHH YEEAAHHHH
or the Kool-Aid man?
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